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Two old guys are pushing their carts around
Wal-Mart when they collide. The first says to the second ,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I
wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "that's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too, and I can't find her
and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her.
What does she look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with
red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short
shorts. What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says,
"Never mind; let's look for yours."
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